Hypothethically speaking... you're a problem.  A major one.  One that needs to be dealt with through unrelenting supernatural forces. You're such a massive tool that even a trained mental health professional might agree your name belongs on a scrap of brown paper, tucked into a jar with vinegar and rusty nails, and left in the back of a freezer. 
Hypothethically speaking, of course.  


Product features
- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas
- Flat-corner construction for a slim, tidy profile
- Reinforced handles

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry